Okay, now this is just sad. Last night, Paris Hilton was arrested on suspicion of cocaine possession. And I'm sorry, but that's just wrong. People should not be arrested for having a good time. They should be arrested for being stupid and annoying and famous for all the wrong reasons. Won't somebody please make that illegal? Besides, I don't really even mind Paris Hilton that much anymore, ever since she starred in Repo : The Genetic Opera -- a cult comedy/horror/musical wherein she played a hilarious self-conscious parody of herself. (to give you an idea, at one point, her character, a vain, spoiled, plastic-surgery-addicted heiress, loses her face during a public performance. as in, it falls clean off her head. you have to see it to believe it) Anyway -- god I can't believe I'm saying this, but -- I hope everything turns out alright for Paris. Is it just me, or does it seem like she'd actually be kinda fun to hang out with? I don't know why, but I have this vision of hanging out with her and a bunch of drag queens at a tiki bar in San Fransico, drinking fruity drinks and hearing her make fun of her celebrity friends. Tell me you don't think that would be kinda fun!